Morning Brew: Do the Collapse

Mayan Calendar Predicts Collapse Of Our Financial System 2008.

Space exploration key to mankind's survival: NASA chief. "I mean look at what we've done to earth, I mean... its fucked. I mean... have you seen that Katie Couric interview with Palin? We gotta start over man, we're fucked" The NASA spokesman was not quoted as saying.

Basically, this is a visual representation of the human race. We're just going to keep going, no matter what. Unless of course you're John McCain, in which case you just quit.

"So you want me to throw this into the tub when White Rabbit peaks? You're doomed man." PS Our food supply is fucked.

Conservative candidate Lee Richardson links immigrants with crime. And so now it appears we're just going to fast forward to the part in Children of Men where we put immigrants in massive seaside camps.

Bioenergy: "Instead of looking at it as just cubic meters, which has historically been the way we tend to look at the forest, we need to start thinking about it in terms of megawatts or gigajoules". Yes, that's exactly what we need to be doing.

The Tumblrverse on strategic voting.

Street sweeps displace homeless in Downtown Eastside. Ha ha! You're homeless and an artist? The Tories hate you twice!

Enable or empower?. Because those are the only two options. I'd rather see you die of an overdose in some dark alley where nobody will find you for days, or get into a treatment bed, which I acknowledge there to be a shortage of. I also don't want to keep giving you the option to choose treatment if you keep not-overdosing everytime you shootup. I mean let's face it, the longer you're alive, the more you cost us, decent hardworking taxpayers.

Olympic sign cut down with chainsaw

With Glowing Hearts, we copyright, the true north's song ain't free, from far and wide, O Canada, if you sing this you'll get sued.