Morning Brew: April 16th

B.C. transit police stun fare cheaters with Taser. Well, if there is any place they can be condoned its on Fare Evaders. They are the scum on the bottom of scum's boots. I am going to puke my fucking guts out they disgust me so much.

Mounties raid Conservative headquarters in election probe. Maybe we get to wait a couple of decades, with evidence mishandling, trial delays, political gerrymandering, and other awesome tax payer based projects. That would be fun, eh Bill?

While over at they Tyee, they too are all over that Dave Nonis nonsense. They've got something on home brew too. Oh, and pork and Coke. So they've pretty much got you covered.

Open letter to Globe Columnist Gary Mason. I'm glad somebody else has stepped in, I'm sure he's clued in by now to my constant sports related emails . Hey Gary, I was wondering. What do you think about Dave Nonis?

New shelters promised. In Surrey. Wow, what a concept. Also, Mayor Watts, as pictured, has offered to breastfeed all homeless newborns.

Vancouver 1980
You know how everyone in Vancouver now acts like a bunch of dicks who won't invite you to their party until they've known you for two years? Well, the old Vancouver was like Newfoundland, but on weed.

Judge sentences man to 6 months camping. May that be a lesson to you all.

Provincial government dictates more 'green' regulations for municipalties and buildings. Note the choice of words and punctuation in that one.

Exercise works out YVR wrinkles. They got out all their pent up resentment towards Polish people on some test subjects (con air passengers) dressed up like little Dziekanskies throwing pooters around. It was too much fun.

ChangeEverything.ca gets a Webby nomination