Umbrella Etiquette

Now that the rainy season is upon us, I thought it might be time for a little reminder about the rules involved in carrying such an accessory. I read somewhere recently that a Vancouverite has three umbrellas - a good one, a cheap one, and one found on the bus. I love the rain, but I hate umbrellas, and I've always just had crappy ones, that I then leave on the bus and have to get off two stops early to buy another cheap one. This year, I was prepared and bought 2 straight off the bat, in September, before it even started raining. They did not come with instructions, as I seriously think they should have.

The reason being is that people do not know how to deal with umbrellas. Yes they are a nuisance, particularly when you're trying to carry your gym bag, laptop bag, and coffee cup in a delicate balance that is entirely thrown off by the addition of an umbrella, but it rains a lot here and so they are here to stay.

First off, you do not need one of those giant golf umbrellas that will hold 3 people as well as all their golf equipment under them. Those are for golfing, not the city. I recently had the misfortune to be walking behind someone with one of those behemoths and everyone on the corner had to shield their eyes.

Secondly, watch out for people's eyes! There are a lot of sharp, pointy bits on these things and they are not to be swung around all willy-nilly.

Next, I have to say that it particularly annoys me when people have their umbrellas open and then walk under the awnings. Personally I think all businesses in Vancouver should be mandated to have an awning of a certain size, to protect the passers-by, but that is another story. If you have an umbrella, then walk in the rain or put it down. No need for the hood-wearers to be forced coldly (and wetly) out into the street.

I think that's it for now. I've had enough of the rain today so I am going to curl up on the couch with a book.